How to create a cult in three stages

1. Find a common idea or activity- such as looking up words in a dictionary if one does not know the meaning.

2. Invent a series of new and confusing words for things that already exist (MU, spinny, word clearing). This makes it appear that you have invented something new when you have not.

3. Place a copyright upon the whole process. This means you can charge people to look words up in a dictionary you did not even write!!

Watch the money roll in.

Repeat until rich, drug addled and dead.